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Battle

Landing a Critical Hit

• A righteous blow!
• Crushed by justice!
• I banish thee!
• I judge thee guilty!
• Thou art judged!
• Truth prevails!

On Death's Door

• Is this to be my last battle?

Fearful

Becoming Fearful

• Oh, justice has failed me!
• I... thought death would be honorable...
• Where is the white light? I see only blackness...
• Why now, facing death, do I crave a different life?
• Terrible... So terrible!

Stressing Party

• Light preserve us. The twilight deepens...
• So dark here. And so cold...
• Black as hate, this, the darkest of all nights.
• Wherefore does the Light fade?
• Beware — the will wanes in the gloaming.

Switching Position to the Back

• W-we must fall back! We cannot hold the line!
• WITHDRAW! I am beset!
• Back! BAAACK!
• Yield! Yield, ye bastards!
• We must away! They drive out the Light!
• I-I am not retreating! This is a counter-advance!

Passing Turn

• No… noooooo!
• Soft! The time isn't yet right!
• …Why do I hesitate!? Disgraceful!
• Not yet... N-not yet!
• Hold a moment! The enemy knows my mind!

Camping Stress

• The Pagan hordes gather in the dark.
• Stoke the fire. I trust not this creeping gloom.
• Shh! ...Just keep watch! That's your job!

Getting hit by Enemy

• HAAAGH! You Lightless fiend! Leave us be!
• AAAGH!... No... No! We must away! It is too powerful!

Enemy Missed Self

• Light, protect me!
• No! I am too young to be judged yet!

Party Member Attack Misses

• Light in heaven... What are we to do?
• The enemy is too strong! We must flee!

Party Member Hit

• We are too weak... pathetic in the eyes of the divine...
• It will kill us! We are doomed!

Enemy Missed Party Member

• Gods, no! You've left us open!
• As it is spoken, we shall all soon perish in darkness.

Blocks Move

• So dark... so black...
• No! I must fight, here, now, or die!

Refuses to Perform Camping Skills

• I cannot. The Light denies a disquieted soul.
• "Anno domai vistu—" Hold, what was that sound?!
• They are upon us! We should move, not sit about!

Paranoid

Becoming Paranoid

• Even my blade whispers of doom!
• Stay where I can see you! I know your mind!
• Silence! Demons whisper in the dark...
• This is a test of my faith! I sense it!
• Persecutors! I live by the law of the truth!

Stressing Party

• This place reeks of evil...
• Soft! Ruin beckons from the shadows.
• The silence warns of dark deeds a-brewing.
• Light fades. The mission is benighted.
• Beware the creeping gloom; not all will flee the Light.

Switching Position to the Back

• There is blackness here! Cannot let it touch me!
• You seek to corrupt me! You shall NOT!
• Shadows in the black! They sense my power!

Passing Turn

• I cannot, I will not!
• The enemy is no fool! I could be walking into a trap!
• No... that's exactly what the darkness wants!
• The Light is watching, and it disapproves.
• I will not. Not while their eyes are upon me.

Random Action

• I heard you talking about me!
• These foes' minds are sharp. Must keep them guessing.
• No... I trust the Light alone to illuminate my path.
• Like this!... Yes, the shadows cannot see us now!
• I do not take orders from trickster devils!
• Your words are poison... I choose otherwise.

Camping Stress

• What was that? What did you say?
• Eat in silence! Even the shadows have ears.
• Keep thy weapons at the ready. We are not alone here...

Attacking Party Member

• I shall extinguish your black profanity!
• Your persecution has come to an end!

Refuses to Retreat

• I knew it! You profane the word of justice!
• What?! Why would you seek to undo my good works?

Getting hit by Enemy

• The darkness sent them! They are emissaries of death!
• There must be more of them! They're just softening us up!

Enemy Missed Self

• These ones hate the Light!
• Why are they attacking me? What have you done?!

Party Member Attack Misses

• You shall be judged for your failure...
• How did you miss?! Unless...

Party Member Hit

• The Light forsakes us? But why?
• The final judgment is soon upon us, I fear...

Enemy Missed Party Member

• You cannot trick me! You conspire with them!
• Ha! You cannot hide this deception from the Light!

Blocks Move

• Methinks not. Stand tall, you coward.
• You chose your path. I'll not help you flee it.

Refuses to Use Item

• You shall not befoul my sacred body!
• Ha! Your parlor tricks shan't distract me! ONWARD!

Refuses to get Healed

• Don't touch me, sorcerer!
• No! Your ministrations will weaken my spirit!
• You are mad! Those bandages are filthy!

Refuses to get Buffed

• I will not submit to your pagan rituals!
• Keep thy folksy heresies to thyself!
• I'll not taint my soul with your... flimflammery!

Refuses to Perform Camping Skills

• No... can't let the others see my holy rituals.
• I'll not produce my relics here! I may lose them!
• Absolutely not. The Verses forbid that.

Refuses to be Target of Camping Skill

• I will be censured if I accept that sort of charity.
• I must rely on myself now. The Light is ever-watchful.
• This is a trial. I will not disappoint the Light.

Refuses to Eat while Camping

• The food is unclean. I cannot risk my divine purity.
• Look, it's all pink. Cook it properly.

Masochistic

Becoming Masochistic

• I will bear any wound!
• The pain is my penitence!
• I'll not avert mine eyes. T'would offend my vows.
• The flesh doth test my will. It shall not break it!
• To the faithful, scars are but a memento!

Stressing Party

• Aye, die I shall! 'Twas for thus I was forged!
• Good! Anoint the black earth with my sacred fluids!
• Our deaths shall honor the conquest of this Evil!
• Go on, fool! Drown in our blood!
• Slay us all! It makes so little difference!

Switching Position to the Front

• I am invincible! I am anointed by the Light!
• I shall fire my heart upon thee if I must!
• I shall be the finest martyr the world has e'er known!
• I sacrifice myself unto the Light! DO THY WORST!
• Work thy butchery on me, foe... I am not afraid!

Random Action

• Give me pain!
• I risk all to pronounce thy judgement!
• Stand aside! If harm is inevitable, let it come to me!
• Blood may run, but faith never falters!
• I act on faith alone, come what may!
• I have the moral high ground! Do what thou will!

Camping Stress

• I've always got more blood to bleed.
• Blessed Light, grant me martyrdom this day.
• Blessed Light, let my blood sanctify this unholy place.

Marking Self

• My blood will be your judge! Spill it, and be damned!
• My body is a shield against your misdeeds!

Damaging Self

• I... I must do as the Light commands...
• Power through sacrifice!

Refuses to Retreat

• To glory and to ruin!
• Light preserve my soul, for my body shall be broken!

Getting hit by Enemy

• That one was for the Light.
• This persecution only strengthens my devotion!

Enemy Missed Self

• Show your worth! Spill my holy blood!
• Wretched fool! I judge you weak!

Party Member Hit

• Yes... Let yourself be punished. The Light wills it.
• Mmm... Your cries of pain are like angel-song to my ears.

Blocks Move

• I am made of the Light. And it shall restore me...
• If my death is the only solution, then bring it on!

Refuses to Use Item

• No! I shall endure my punishment!
• No. Pain and humiliation made me what I am.

Refuses to get Healed

• No! The Light commands my pain!
• Save your sympathy. This pain is a gift.
• Nay. The sight of blood enrages my spirit. Leave it.

Refuses to get Buffed

• I embrace my own fate!
• Nay! I self-flagellated last eve! Vigorously!
• Begone! Providence alone shall suffice!

Refuses to Perform Camping Skills

• Nay. A little adversity will but focus the mind.
• There is no substitute for penitence and prayer.
• Commit they soul first. Then I shall petition the Light.

Refuses to be Target of Camping Skills

• Shields are for those who fear death.
• There is no shame in hardship.
• No... evil must have its fair trial.

Refuses to Eat while Camping

• I will feast only after victory.
• Nay, Hunger is next to holiness.

Abusive

Becoming Abusive

• Stand in my way and I will smite you down!
• I could have done this alone! I SHOULD have!
• You are ALL consigned to hell! ALL OF YOU!
• Fester and die, heathens!
• You sick, unholy vermin! You stain my honor!

Stressing Party

• Without my sword, you'd all be dead already!
• Must I do all the slaying myself?!
• Woe that I alone brought a sword of adequate size!
• I am saddled with iniquitous cowards. For shame!
• You profane my holy works!
• Quiet. This is a battle, not some baseborn tavern!

Random Action

• Suffer not the faithless!
• Naught but contempt for the mewling, faithless masses!
• That is foolishness! The Light defies you!
• Your recklessness will be my ruin!
• You are not trained in tactics. That much is certain.

Camping Stress

• Eyes down, you cowering sheep!
• Quiet, sinners. Your low prattle disturbs my prayer.
• Your foul talk is an affront to the Light. For shame.

Attacking Party Member

• None but I has the blessing of the Light!
• Profanity! I will excise that black tongue!

Party Member Attack Hits

• The faithless have no right to harm anyone...
• Pathetic. You lack the will of the Light...

Party Member Attack Misses

• A curse upon you! The Light is displeased!
• Blasphemy! Your weakness offends the Light!

Party Member Hit

• Fool! Stop getting in the way of the soldiers!
• Good, let them kill you. Frees up some swinging space.

Blocks Move

• No. And if thou breaks rank again, I will smite thee.
• Stop stamping about! It does not become a warrior!

Refuses to Perform Camping Skills

• It profanes the Light to visit blessings upon you unworthy dogs!
• I suggest prayer instead... sinner.
• (snort) Find a task worthy of the Light.

Refuses to be Target of Camping Skills

• You again, with your witchcraft!
• If you think I need you, you are sorely mistaken.
• You are not worthy of aiding me.

Selfish

Becoming Selfish

• I claim this victory for the church!
• I have sacrificed much... Now I shall claim all!
• Count the gold again. I have tithes to pay.
• Let me shoulder the gold, my aura will exorcise it.

Stressing Party

• Surely the Light has a grander purpose for me?
• That one is mine.
• I claim these souls for justice.
• Their hopeless flailing encroaches on my swing…
• You threaten my mission with your foolish antics!

Switching Position to the Front

• Mine!
• Make way! This one suffers by my hand alone!
• This cretinous aberration begs me for redemption!
• I will judge, you needn't concern yourselves.
• Step back! I alone may commit their souls to the grave!

Switching Position to the Back

• I've done enough for you, fools.
• You will have need of my strength later.
• Ah... a much better position. Carry on!
• Hold! My armour has a scratch! …Bugger.
• 'Tis enough for now. Here — you take over.

Passing Turn

• I fight on my own terms
• The Light does not will it!
• That would leave me vulnerable!
• I will not expose myself like that! What game is this?
• No… my only chance is to hold fast.

Random Action

• My sword preserves me, and I honor its gifts.
• Nay — the Light demands otherwise!
• My blade thirsts for blood. None shall deny it.
• I judge otherwise. Such is my divine prerogative.
• Assign your busy-work elsewhere. I am a weapon of law.

Camping Stress

• I deserve more than all of you!
• If we return victorious, the church will reward me greatly.
• This gold is tainted. I will bear it for the party.

Getting hit by Enemy

• If I die, I am owed last rites. Don't forget.
• Ungh! I deserve worse!

Party Member Attack Hits

• Aye yes… Just take all the glory, then.
• STOP! That one belongs to the Light!

Party Member Attack Misses

• I knew it! The Light is saving that one for redemption!
• Move aside! If you cannot prevail, then the Light shall!

Refuses to Perform Camping Skill

• No. I will save my blessings for when I need them most.
• …My blessings are for emergencies only.
• That's unnecessary. Besides, this incense isn't cheap.

Hopeless

Becoming Hopeless

• Can so much death ever truly be justified?
• How can I fight for truth when I betray all I love?
• Why did I trade her for this life? She loved me...

Stressing Party

• Wherefore is the guiding Light so dim?
• The darkness holds fast here. So strong...
• My mind cannot recall the Verses. We are forsaken.
• Forsooth — even I am afflicted with doubt!.
• My reverie is haunted by things unsaid, loves lost...

Switching Position to the Front

• It matters not...
• Take me now. I have already sacrificed so much...
• Come then. Commit my soul to the holy Flame.
• There is nothing for it. Redeem me, villain.
• I shall be the finest martyr the world has e'er known.

Switching Position to the Back

• I am not the man I thought I was.
• As the candle that burns too bright, I melt away.
• I am no champion. I profane the field of battle.
• This formation is weak. Surely we shall perish.
• And lo, the twilight claims the sun once more.

Passing Turn

• I am but a man... and no more.
• Such an action betrays justice itself.
• The blackness looms... like a mountain of dread.
• My will is weak. The fight has drained me...
• That way lies failure — this I know.
• My wasted life — measured in steel and blood...

Random Action

• My discipline fades. I am carried along by hate and whim.
• Nothing matters now. The Light is extinguished...
• Will alone cannot slow the setting sun, so why try?
• All I have left is hate. Let it be my guide.
• It is too late. No battle tactic can save us now.

Camping Stress

• It is futile.
• Tempt thyself with flesh and hell awaits ye.
• Yes, I married once. But she is dead now.

Marking Self

• I will not endure another day in this world of darkness!
• Send me to the Light! I beg for absolution!

Damaging Self

• I give myself to the Light...
• I judge myself... "not worthy."

Refuses to Retreat

• One more failure, and I'll be excommunicated. We stay.
• Forsaking the Light will only ensure our doom.

Refuses to Use Item

• I cannot accept your mercy. Just go...
• If I die from this, it is the Light's judgment.

Refuses to get Healed

• I am not worthy of aid.
• Saving me is a sin. The helpless profane the Light.
• Leave me alone. The others need aid more than I.

Refuses to get Buffed

• I am not worthy of improvement.
• And how would that improve our lot? HOW??!
• No. Leave me to my regrets.

Refuses to Perform Camping Skills

• It's no good. The will lacks.
• The Light abandons me. It knows I will fail.
• A desperate soul is an undisciplined soul...

Refuses to be Target of Camping Skills

• Do not interrupt me. I pray for salvation.
• Go away! I must focus on my strength now!
• That will do me no good. Little will...

Refuses to Eat while Camping

• No... The Light says I need to lose a few stone.
• How can you eat at a time like this?

Irrational

Becoming Irrational

• I hear the chirping of birds and the baying of donkeys!
• I DEFY the Verses! Dance and love and drink for all!
• Damned be the Light! My humours churn with lust!
• I could eat off this blade! Its lustre is so pure!
• I smell brimstone. Or is that hyacinth?

Stressing Party

• Clang clang, steel steel!
• Take a turn around the maypole! LA-LA DEE-DEE DEE-DEE!
• I will fight any of you! I will fight you barehanded!
• MAY THE LIGHT RAVAGE YOUR SOUL ETERNALLY!
• Where is my war-steed? He was at my side moments ago!

Switching Position

• Where are you now General?! Have I no orders?
• HOLD! My britches have torn! I must mend them!
• SQUIRE! SQUIIIRE! Where is that blasted lob-lolly?
• I will learn my Verses, Father! Not the whip! PLEASE!
• Fetch me cheese and cider, there's a good lad.

Passing Turn

• Buff the pommel, boy! When it strikes, it must impress!
• Where is my Versebook? In the outhouse again!? Fie!
• What, no peas? What sort of banquet is this?
• Summon the chirurgeon. My verrucas need paring.
• Not now. I'm praying.

Random Action

• Dust clings to the blade as easily as blood!
• Ungh… My mind reels. What devil embraces me?
• A shining star... streaking through the aether...
• How can the blackness glow? And yet... it RADIATES!
• My sword guides itself! Driven by no mortal soul!

Camping Stress

• The duck pond was always frozen at that time of the year...
• Blast, this armour is heavy. I'll leave it behind.
• Pardon me, but I am enamoured with your hair. Hmmm.

Marking Self

• Eternal suffering in the black hells for you! ETERNAL!
• I CONSIGN YOU TO HELL.

Attacking Party Member

• Demon! Foul creature from the pit!
• DAMN YOU TO THE BLACK!

Damaging Self

• Father! I defy all that you made me!
• (sobbing)

Refuses to Retreat

• No one shall survive!
• You will fall! ALL WILL FALL!

Getting hit by Enemy

• FALL TO THE LIGHT, HEATHEN!
• Father!... FATHER! I HEAR YOU!

Enemy Missed Self

• Yes, your eminence. Blood and bread, as you command.
• No, no! Swing higher, and harder! There's a good lad.

Party Member Attack Hits

• LIGHT! BLESS MY ALLIES THAT THEY MAY STOP FOOLING AROUND!
• (incoherent babbling)

Party Member Attack Misses

• I JUDGE THEE MENTALLY INCOMPETENT!
• I denounce you! Fall before me and beg forgiveness!

Party Member Hit

• Who threw that? Mock my allies and you mock me, kind sir!
• NOO! He is just a child! He didn't do anything wrong!

Enemy Missed Party Member

• BY THE LIGHT, I SHALL... I shall... Oh, sod it.
• MAY THE LIGHT BURN YOUR FLESH, FOOL!

Blocks Move

• In rising black, debuts the bacchanal... here all shall perish.
• Immodesty and song... All herald the return of night.

Refuses to Use Item

• NO! No, Father, no! Leave me beeeee!
• And that's why I joined the order. Now fetch me a goose.

Refuses to get Healed

• My life is a wound upon the world.
• Leave me be! I am not even wounded!
• Did you wash your hands? DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS!!??

Refuses to get Buffed

• You're more afraid than I am!
• Just... STOP TOUCHING ME!
• TAKE YOUR LIGHT-FORSAKEN ARSE AND BEGONE!

Refuses to Perform Camping Skills

• No one is worthy — we are all shadowed, the Light hates us!
• It's too stuffy in here. Open a porthole.
• Work the lash all you wish, Father! I defy you! (sob)

Refuses to be Target of Camping Skills

• BEGONE! OR I WILL SMITE YOU DOWN!
• These scars are on the inside... and much too old...
• I... I want only one thing, and it is forbidden.

Refuses to Eat while Camping

• Nay — I must leave room for the souls of the unjust!
• I thrive on Light alone!

Stalwart

Becoming Stalwart

• I will not succumb to weakness!
• Stand aside! Let the Light in!
• I armoured in more than just steel, blasphemers!
• The soul is resourceful, It will stand!
• I turn their evil like an arrow from my blade!

Self Stress Healing

• Light, grant me your strength!
• I have been judged worthy!

Courageous

Becoming Courageous

• Rally to me, friend!
• OOONWAAARD!
• Nothing can extinguish the Light!
• I have sacrificed much... Now I shall claim all!
• Light be our vanguard!
• CHAAAARGE!

Stress Healing Party

• Courage, men. We shall prevail.
• You will survive. I judge it so.

Focused

Becoming Focused

• Light, guide my sword!
• Light grace my strikes! Turn away the blackness!
• Justice and honor guide my hand.
• The holy Light is relentless... as am I.
• Born of rage... destined to triumph!

Buffing a Party Member

• I dub thee Soldier of the Light!
• Go forth, friend. TO VICTORY!

Powerful

Becoming Powerful

• I will turn this madness into force!
• I am consumed in holy Light!
• Now you shall know how bright the Light!
• I have sacrificed much... Now I shall claim all!
• Stoke the bonfire and tie the noose — justice is nigh!
• The trumpeter sounds the call! Great deeds arise!

Buffing Party

• GLORY AND HONOR! Ever thus to the brave, my friends!
• Light bless you all!

Vigorous

Becoming Vigorous

• Overwhelming faith!
• Light seize me! Make me your instrument!
• My every step sanctifies this unholy earth!
• The Light incarnate!
• I am purified!

Self Healing

• The power of the Light flows through me...
• I am a ray of the Light... warm, bright, indomitable.

Final Boss (Spoiler)

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“	Unholy foulness! I will take you with me!	„
	~ Crusader on being executed by the Heart of Darkness.