Jester (Darkest Dungeon II)/Barks

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Combat

Landing a CRIT

• HA HA HAAAA!
• Hee heee heeeeee!
• HA!
• AH-HA HA HAAAAA!
• Truly amusing...
• Slice, slice, slice!
• Can't let things grow boring.
• Got a little confident, did we?

Stalling

• Nobody wastes my time but me!
• Prefer to gamble with coin, not my life.

Bleed

• Patch me up!
• ... Perhaps more than a scratch.

Blight

• Oh, I feel wretched...
• Can't keep my stew down...

Burn

• I have plans for this skin!
• They're cooking me alive!

Horror

• CEASE YOUR LAUGHING!
• No way of knowin' if I'm already dead, is there?
• What's that? Slice off the rest of my fingers?

Stress

• No great loss if I fall - or vanish.
• Never penned one song worth remembering...
• I am mad already! Let the blows come!

Entering Death's Door

• At last, the greatest joke of all...

Ally On Death's Door

• It ain't over 'til it's over!
• Nothing a sawbones can't fix.

Surviving Hit on Death's Door

• Seems an encore is in order.
• My lucky day.

Ally Surviving Hit on Death's Door

• Afraid we need you alive.
• Live - if only to spite them!

Hit by CRIT

• I'll see the next one coming!

Ally Hit by CRIT

• If you keep moving, you won't feel it.

Pushed by Enemy

• Whew! Caught myself.

Resolute

• They declared me mad at court years ago!
• I've played to tougher crowds than you!

Meltdown

• HA... ... ha... *laughter becomes weeping*
• I LISTENED to you all...! I DARED to hope...!

Fog Appears (Shroud)

• This foul mist grows thicker!
• The air stagnates...
• Damn this fog!
• Insufferable fog!
• I hear them moving in the fog...
• This fret assaults my eyes!
• Stay close, lest they pick us off!
• Be wary, they stalk us from the fog!
• Malign currents on the wind...
• This is no common storm...
• We grow vulnerable to ambush...!
• This fog veils some treachery, no doubt.
• I've lost sight of them!
• What trickery, this mist?
• Illusion and deceit, this weather!

Fog Fades (Shroud)

• Strike now, the fog abates!
• The air clears...
• At long last, a breeze!
• The air stirs!
• Their trickery falters!
• Our foes once more in sight!
• A break in the weather!
• Their cover lifts!
• Mind our flanks! The fog lifts!
• I see the fiends! Press hard!
• The wind shifts in our favour!
• Begone, unearthly mist!
• Now, while our blades strike true!
• Lo, the enemy! Press them!
• Regroup, the fog is lifting!

Generic Positive Act Outs

Stress Heal Ally

• Steady those hands. We shall win this.
• Steady there. You've got this!

Buffing Ally

• Here, try this...

Heal Ally

• Hard to tend your own wounds. Let me.

Combo Attack

• Drive them back!

Retaliation

• We'll make them regret that!

Guarding an Ally

• Catch your breath. I'm here.

Skill Praise

• Precisely like that!

Attack Praise

• Yes! Relentless!

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Stress Heal Partner - Hopeful

• All is not lost.
• Together we can push through this.

Buff Partner - Hopeful

• I trust you'll use it wisely.

Skill Praise Partner - Hopeful

• See? Few more of those...

Attack Praise Partner - Hopeful

• They'll soon wish they'd fled!

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Heal Partner - Amorous

• Not you. Not now. Not yet.

Guarding Partner - Amorous

• I'd suffer worse for you.

Stress Heal Partner - Amorous

• One night together while the world burns - what do you say?

Skill Praise Partner - Amorous

• I hope there's more where that came from...

Attack Praise Partner - Amorous

• Damn - look at you. Incredible.

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Combo Attack - Respectful

• That is how it's done!

Retaliation - Respectful

• Not on my watch!

Stress Heal Partner - Respectful

• If anyone can lead us through this, it's you.

Skill Praise Partner - Respectful

• Never a doubt in my mind.

Attack Praise Partner - Respectful

• I knew I could rely upon you!

Specific Positive Act Outs

Stress Healing Ally

• There, there. You've had worse!
• Didn't think you one to give up.

Buffing Ally

• You hold this little crew together.

Healing Ally

• I've seen you scraped up worse.

Combo Attack

• You know where to land 'em.

Retaliation

• Made you look.

Protection

• Bah - I'm quicker anyhow!

Skill Praise

• Impeccable timing.

Attack Praise

• Goodness you're fast.

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Stress Healing Partner - Hopeful

• You'll land on your feet. Probably.
• Ah, the songs we'll write together...

Buffing Partner - Hopeful

• I'll conspire with you any day, heh heh.

Skill Praise Partner - Hopeful

• Yes! More of that!

Attack Praise Partner - Hopeful

• The worm turns!

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Healing Partner - Amorous

• A silly thing, infatuation. Yet here I am.

Guarding Partner - Amorous

• And ruin my plans for you tonight?! Pfah!

Stress Healing Partner - Amorous

• I could play for you for hours.

Skill Praise Partner - Amorous

• It pains me how fond I am of you.

Attack Praise Partner - Amorous

• Love to watch you cut 'em down.

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Combo Attack - Respectful

• That move always got a laugh at court.

Retaliation - Respectful

• I've decided - you don't get to die.

Stress Healing Partner - Respectful

• Fastest fingers I've ever seen!

Skill Praise Partner - Respectful

• Finally, a brain worth takin' hints from.

Attack Praise Partner - Respectful

• I never know what you'll hit 'em with next.

Generic Negative Act Outs

Stress Damaging Ally

• Unthinking, ill-disciplined...!

Skill Insult

• Wasted effort, that.

Attack Insult

• What were you thinking?!

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Stress Damaging Partner - Suspicious

• You're watching me closer than the enemy...

Skill Insult Partner - Suspicious

• You cling to the shadows - why?

Attack Insult Partner - Suspicious

• You're stalling your blows!

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Stress Damaging Partner - Envious

• You have no idea how lucky you have it.

Skill Insult Partner - Envious

• When I've needed you, nothing!

Attack Insult Partner - Envious

• Just wait 'til your luck runs out.

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Stress Damaging Partner - Resentful

• And we're supposed to trust your genius?

Skill Insult Partner - Resentful

• Our odds look grim...

Attack Insult Partner - Resentful

• Spare me the excuses.
• Up to your usual tricks.
• Another rare misstep, I'm sure.

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Attacking Partner - Hateful

• You're gambling with our fates!
• Suffer.

Stress Damaging Partner - Hateful

• Go on, walk us right into their jaws, then.

Skill Insult Partner - Hateful

• May you fall before I do.
• Wastrel!
• I'd almost think you drunk!

Attack Insult Partner - Hateful

• Blast it, you're not helping!
• Shape up or step aside!
• Do you wish us dead?!

Specific Negative Act Outs

Stress Damaging Ally - Generic

• Always out of tune and off-beat.

Skill Insult - Generic

• You baffle me.

Attack Insult - Generic

• Kill them, don't tickle them!

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Stress Damaging Partner - Suspicious

• Sleep with one eye open.

Skill Insult Partner - Suspicious

• Did that look sneaky to anyone else?

Attack Insult Partner - Suspicious

• I'd pity you if I trusted you.

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Stress Damaging Partner - Envious

• You'd probably outshine me if you practiced...

Skill Insult Partner - Envious

• You wound my feelings.

Attack Insult Partner - Envious

• I'll write the ballad now. Idiot.

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Stress Damaging Partner - Resentful

• About to interrupt me again?

Skill Insult Partner - Resentful

• Heh heh. Just you wait.

Attack Insult Partner - Resentful

• You mock us, surely!

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Attacking Partner - Hateful

• If I break your knees, they'll get you first.
• Who's laughing now?

Stress Damaging Partner - Hateful

• You bring out the worst in me.

Skill Insult Partner - Hateful

• You rend my nerves to pieces!

Attack Insult Partner - Hateful

• I hate you with particular gusto.

Affinity

Adding Buff

• Oh, I'll cheer you on if I must.

Guarding Ally

• Oho, not without a fight.
• Allow me to draw their ire.
• Relax. I'm sturdier than I look.

Adding Token

• Look! A weak spot!

Follow Up Attack

• What a pair, you and I.
• I trained as a soloist, but...
• On three...

Follow Up on Debuffed Enemy

• Got one over on 'em!!

Healing Ally

• I'll fix that if you stop bleeding on me.
• You can't leave me short-handed.
• We'll fix it up proper on the coach later.

Revenge Attack on Enemy

• That'll do!
• I'm touched.

Moving Positions - Positive

• And a one and a two...

Removing DoTs

• Not your finest moment. Here.
• Cuttin' it close, friend.
• Fine. From my stash.

Stress Healing

• Think on it - you ain't died yet.
• Don't count yourself out.

Jealous of Buff

• Am I a joke to you?

Jealous of Guarded Ally

• Did I tick you off somehow?
• I'll carry on alone, thanks.

Jealous of Token

• We'll see who's laughing when you need help!

Jealous of Food (Unused)

• You don't get to take this from me!

Jealous of Healing

• I mistook you.
• I'll carry on bleeding, then.

Moving Positions - Negative

• What's the matter - don't trust me?

Jealous of DoT Removal

• Think me useless, do you?
• I'll sort myself out, then.
• So it's come to this.

Positive Road Banter

• Heh heh. Good one.
• Tell you 'bout my travels? Suppose I can.
• You're a good egg.
• Can you carry a tune?
• ... Good one.
• Clever head on those shoulders.

Negative Road Banter

• Oh, you're no fun.
• Goodness, who let you aboard?
• Your presence is a drain on morale.
• You exhaust me.
• Entertain yourself. I'm done.
• Won't let YOU of all people crash my pity party.

Inn Items

Armor Repair Kit

• There is a breastplate under this.

Blasphemous Idol

• I am desperate for inspiration.

Book of Bawdy Tales

• Finally, one I haven't read yet.

BOOK: My time in the Desert

• Endless wastes. Could distract me from these endless wastes.

Book of Creative Insults

• It's a little insulting I have to read this.

Poetry

• I only borrow, never steal.

Boxing Gloves

• This'll be fun. Step right up.

Calming Incense

• Had a patron named Neroli once. *sniff*

Candles and Chocolate

• Usually I only need my lute...

Clarifying Poultice

• For dancin' long into the wee hours.

Clotting Poultice

• Prefer not to get nicked, choosy beggar that I am.

Dartboard

• No sleights of no hands, I swear.

Ceremonial Drum

• Most nights I have to play it all myself.

Slime Mold

• Sure this wasn't growing on the real food?
• (If full) - Had my fill of that slimy stuff.

Stale Bread

• Which will grow older - this old bread or us?
• (If full) - I know I appear starved, but no.

Apples & Cheese

• A satisfying snack... Got more?
• (If full) - A full belly! Luxorious.

Steak and Spuds

• I prefer mine a little bloodier... heheh.
• (If full) - Would that I could...

Flapjacks

• Shall we sell these by the roadside next?
• (If full) - Fed and fit for whatever awaits.

Holy Beads

• Prayer - or poetry for desperate souls.

Impermeable Poultice

• Snakes, spiders - a humiliating way to die.

Leeches

• Think that one's lookin' at me.

Meditative Totem

• What a weird little trinket! Who made you?

Mop and Bucket

• The soft swish is most relaxing.

Nightshade Concoction

• As if I needed to anger Death further...

Pipeweed

• Sweet muse!

Playing cards

• Why d'you lot always assume I'm a cheat?

Restorative Herbs

• I did not actually wish to smell more of this place.

Roast Pig

• Without the pageantry of a banquet? Even better.
• (If full) - My stomach rumbles no more!

Songbook of Amorous Ballads

• Careful - might write a new one for you.

Songbook of Touching Dirges

• *gentle, melanchony strumming*

Songbook of Rousing Tunes

• *fierce strumming* I can hardly keep up!

Soothing Poultice

• I do fear I'm dreadfully flammable.

Speed Bag

• My timing is impeccable.

Invigorating Stew

• And here I was going to make my stomach do the singing.
• (If full) - A second bowl? Where would I put it?

Stimulating Poultice

• Who you callin' slow?

Stitching Kit

• My skin is a patchwork of scars by now...

The Wine

• A rare treat, pilfered from some louche estate.

Tinned Delicacies

• So this is how the other half travels.
• (If full) - No, no, none for me.

Knotted Tug Rope

• I'm stronger than I look.

Wax Inoculant

• Whatever keeps the voice box clean.

Whetstone

• This is going to take a while.

Whiskey Barrel

• Let's gather round for... A round...

Whiskey Bottle

• You won't regret splittin' this with me...

Whiskey Flask

• A nip to loosen our over-tight strings.

Whittling Tools

• A pipe, perhaps. Could always use another.

Wild Tea

• They say symphonies are written on this stuff.

Morbid Joke

• ... ... ... Heh.

Improvised Strategy

• Ah, forethought, my old nemesis.

The Very Best

• TBA

Experimental Remedy

• You're 'hilarious'.

War Paint

• TBA

Tar-Filled Colambre

• TBA'

Oddly-Tuned Lute

• Liven up, would you?
• I love a captive audience.
• *melodious humming*

Precious Collection

• Shiny.

Guided Meditation

• Here, I'll strum a few notes...

Book of Parries (Unused)

• Didn't even know I could parry with a sickle.

Hero Shrines

Shrine 1

• That accursed melody was a trap beyond all cunning.

Shrine 2

• That song found ambition buried dead in my heart and made it dance...

Shrine 3

• And so the trap snapped shut on me.

Shrine 4

• Just as it was meant to, the song loosed the leash of my inhibitions...

Shrine 5

• Ask any animal if it was worth it to gnaw off a limb for freedom.

Shrine 6

• I'll get my audience in the end...

Locations

Oasis

• Something reeks most foul. Is it me?
• *glug* Oh, look. My flask has run dry.
• We shall march to our deaths smelling of soap.
• And risk making myself ill?

Exiting Oasis

• Eugh. My stockings got wet...
• I daresay that was almost pleasant.

Creature Den

• Reeks of musk and critters. (Combat)
• I've tangled with street curs. They're no tougher. (Fight with Advantage)
• Surely we've more interesting foes ahead. (Avoid)

Resistance Encounter

• Ah, bloodshed, my muse. (Combat)
• A rousing ballad, for the charge! (Fight with Advantage)
• A retreat ballad? Why not? (-15 Flame, Avoid)

Resistance Encounter Success

• Ahh, the melody of murder is on the wind...

Resistance Encounter Retreat

• ... anyone for a song?

Assistance Encounter

• No, no! I'm inspired! I must write! (Avoid)
• Fetch the drums and tambourine! (-Flame, ++Food)
• Relics. Gold. Silver. Give it here. (Steal)

Exiting Assistance Encounter

• Heh heh. So long, then.
• To their tenuous survival. Hear, hear!

Valley Assistance Encounter

• TBA

Region Gate

• TBA

Exiting Crossroads

• TBA

Exiting Hospital

• She should lighten up a little.
• Infirmaries - all the same.

Exiting Hoarder

• All that and no accordion? Ridiculous.
• More clutter, eh? Just what we need!

Exiting Valley Hoarder

• A full flask and a foolish quest!
• The epics I'll write if we survive this...

Exiting Watchtower

• *quiet, off-kilter laughter*
• A beautiful day, wouldn't you agree? Heheh.
• Heh heh. Pathetic little creature. Let's free it. [Thing in the Corner]

Exiting Academic's Study

• Must've dozed off...
• *yawn*

Cultist Encounter

• Ah, bloodshed, my muse. (Fight)

Cultist Encounter Success

• That melody... I've killed to it before...

Cultist Encounter Retreat

• What's that ringing in my ears?!

Tangle Lair Success

• How very like soldiers - dying in rank.

Tangle Lair Retreat

• That drumming... it's IN my HEAD...!

Foetor Lair Success

• You won't be dining on us tonight, fiends!

Foetor Lair Retreat

• *sniff* Skin blackening over meat...

Sprawl Lair Success

• Talk about a pyrrhic victory. Heheh.

Sprawl Lair Retreat

• *slow, discordant humming*

Shroud Lair Success

• Bon voyage!

Shroud Lair Retreat

• I prefer to die where they can find my corpse!

Exiting Oblivion's Ingress

• Ha HA! Time for a song!

Exiting Academic's Cache

• Will any of this stuff even matter?
• Where are we going to put all this?

Specific Boss Barks

Librarian

• TBA

Harvest Child

• You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. (Harvest Hunger, move forward)

Focused Fault

• TBA

Body Of Work - Face Your Failure

• D'you think the bards will get our stories right?
• Rehearsals are over, this is the big show.
• Darken my ear no longer, bastard thing!
• Enough melody, enough murder.
• Free of that damnable melody at last!
• From here on out, it's major keys only...

Quirks/Diseases

TBA

Travelling Stress

Travelling Stress Heal

• Perhaps there is hope for us yet...
• We are not so dissimilar...
• I accept you. We all do.
• Chin up, shoulders back. We can do this.
• The road is tough but we're going to make it.
• Let us share tales of merrier times.
• Come what may, we are united!
• Hang in there.
• Can I get you anything?
• It's a long road, but we've got each other.
• Want to share? I've got extra...
• You're even tougher than you look.
• I'm glad you're here, for what it's worth.
• You're going to live. I won't hear otherwise.
• At least we aren't facing this alone.
• Maybe all hope is not lost...
• There are times I almost feel hopeful.
• I had a pleasant dream, for once...
• Whatever comes, we are united.
• Perhaps we'll find glory after all...
• This world is worth saving.
• We are making a difference out there.
• Hope is seductive, isn't it?
• We're making good time.
• If this is my fate, I'm content.
• All is not lost.
• We will best these fiends!

Travelling Stress Damage

• Buffoon!
• We're not going to make it, are we?
• Everywhere, the world comes undone...
• Stuck in a coach with the likes of you - feh.
• I'm hungry and tired!
• This cursed coach is a bouncing racket!
• Let me out of this blasted coach!
• Here we are, four corpses in a rolling coffin...
• I can't bear to look out the window...
• It's like a nightmare out there.
• Like rats in a trap...
• What if it's all for nothing...?
• Can I really trust you to have my back...?
• Can't sleep. Awful food. Worse company.
• A waking nightmare...
• We never seem to make any progress...
• Just leave me by the roadside.
• This was all a mistake...!
• We're driving in circles...
• Are we lost?
• This is not the life I dreamt for myself...
• Everywhere we pass - ruin, destruction...
• Fools, fools we are...
• We were damned before we set off.
• Why us? Why me?
• I'm not crying...! Look away!
• I grow so weary of this fight.
• Would it be so bad to give in...?
• Won't let YOU of all people crash my pity party.

Travelling Path Type reaction

Safe Path

• Perhaps I'll write something new...
• Quiet along this route... odd.
• *quiet strumming*
• Take a good break when it comes.

Rough Path

• Watch my lute!
• Ouch!
• Mind the lanterns!
• This is worse than any bandits.

Hazardous Path

• Cheap trick, I say!
• Heh heh. You get used t'this on stage.
• Is that the ruins of another coach?
• A curious art form.

Combat Path

• No rest for the wicked.
• Need to stretch the legs anyhow.
• They're upon us!
• Someone else take point.

Oblivion Tear

• hahaHAHAH!
• N-not that song! NO!
• Cease your laughing this instant!
• What do you mean? This mask is my face.