Plague Doctor/Barks

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Battle

Landing a Critical Hit

  • Look how they wither and die!
  • One more cadaver for the cart.
  • Become as dust!
  • Excise the tumor!
  • I'll keep this bit for later!
  • Bones break and flesh tears!

Entering Death's Door

  • All flesh fails, in the fullness of time.

Fearful

Becoming Fearful

  • I am no stranger to death, but how can one bear these horrors!
  • I have seen much pain. And yet the thought chills me.
  • Blood in my eyes… blood in my throat… blood…
  • ...pulse quickens… humours churn… body reacts…
  • So this is the death-bed fear, is it?

Stressing Party

  • The bell tolls for us!
  • The body stands, but the mind buckles.
  • My research fails us here. We must away!

Switching Position to the Back

  • Death reaches for me!
  • No... I am not prepared!
  • Their corruption is overwhelming!

Passing Turn

  • I... I am afraid!
  • N-no! I must consult my notes…
  • So c-c-cold… can't focus!

Camping Stress

  • I don't want to die down here...
  • Death lingers at the door...
  • If I die, leave my body here to feed the maggots.

Getting Hit by Enemy

  • I cannot die... Please! I have yet to prove myself!
  • This should not be possible! My recipe must be incorrect!

Enemy Missed Self

  • What?! But I warded against you!
  • Dammit! My repelling tonic isn't working!

Party Member Attack Misses

  • Death and dying feels so different on the receiving end...
  • You failed. And now death comes for us all.

Party Member Getting Hit

  • Death is coming. The all-devourer, the all-destroyer...
  • Here I am, death! CONSUME ME!

Party Member Missed by Enemy

  • I saw greatness in my future... Now I see shadow!
  • If we die, donate my body to the university.

Refusing to Move

  • The black breath... It goes in once, then nevermore...
  • The physiology of terror has gripped me. I cannot.

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • Unpack my supplies here? With creatures about!?
  • No. My chemicals will attract the enemy.
  • There's no time for that! They are nearly here!

Paranoid

Becoming Paranoid

  • I see how you all conspire to end me!
  • This has all been a decoy to steal my formulas! Deny it!
  • You will not have my secrets! NO YOU SHALL NOT!
  • I hear the miasma... it whispers of suffering!
  • Stop breathing on me! I'll catch cold!

Stressing Party

  • The very air carries death upon it!
  • Even if we survive, more will follow!
  • Death has caught our scent. There is no escape.

Switching Position to the Back

  • You'll not have my formulae! They are MINE! MIIIIIINE!
  • My secrets are my own! Stay back!
  • They know I can wield plague and corruption! They hate me!

Passing Turn

  • Toxic conspiracies — I smell betrayal!
  • I must protect my formulae from prying eyes!
  • I demand a second opinion!

Random Action

  • I diagnose you all with treachery!
  • Do not doubt that I can smell your corruption.
  • Vile turpitude! I defy you!

Camping Stress

  • You're sick — all of you, sick!
  • Injuries can be treated. Emotional trauma however…
  • How many times must I remind you to WASH YOUR HANDS?

Attacking Party Member

  • You want my secrets! You would take them off my corpse!
  • You fear my knowledge. You cannot understand it!

Refusing to Retreat

  • Oh yes. And in our haste, we would simply abandon the loot.
  • And you'll come collect the loot later, I bet. Ha!

Getting Hit by Enemy

  • They can't be real! A hallucination!
  • I am weak... They have poison breath! Can you smell it?

Enemy Missed Self

  • I am attracting them somehow! My vapors must be off!
  • Foul creature! It knows my power!

Party Member Attack Misses

  • Your deception has been found out. Traitor!
  • Your trickery stands out like a rotting wound!

Party Member Getting Hit

  • That one is diseased! I see all the signs!
  • Smell that? ALMOND! THEY ARE POISONOUS!

Party Member Missed by Enemy

  • How could they have missed? It defies all sense...
  • I am no fool. You have paid them to spare you. Deny it!

Refusing to Move

  • Detestable urchin! I'll not fall prey to your… guile!
  • I'd rather keep you where I can see you…

Refusing to Use Item

  • ...Did you wash that?
  • Ew, no. It may have... germs.

Refusing to Get Healed

  • I know medicine… I recognize a knife in the back!
  • Get away from me! Have you not trained at all?
  • Thank you, but may I recommend a career as a butcher?

Refusing to Get Buffed

  • I have studied medicine enough… I see you are but a knife in the back!
  • Does that have any proven medicinal effect?
  • There is no science in that! Shamanism, perhaps!

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • Absolutely not. These formulae are too valuable.
  • They would try to copy my work. I cannot risk that.
  • No... no, I must save my supplies. For later...

Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills

  • This is not medicine. It's another of your fandangos.
  • I've no patience for your... nostrums.

Refusing to Eat while Camping

  • What, pray tell, is in this... "food?"
  • (sniff) Oh god! Smells of decomposing navel!

Masochistic

Becoming Masochistic

  • I can survive endless blight! Cast it upon me!
  • Injury is the source of infection... sweet infection.
  • Finally... the doctor becomes the patient!
  • Ah... my wounds fester... I must have MORE!
  • Cut me again, villain. My humours seed the night air!

Stressing Party

  • Blood and bone! We are all blood and bone!
  • These scars and wounds merely temper my flesh!
  • Do thy worst! You will not find me lacking!

Switching Position to the Front

  • I've seen a lifetime of horrors — come on then!
  • What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!
  • One more dance with death!

Random Action

  • Knowledge requires risk... and pain!
  • Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
  • I will go to any lengths to prove my theories!

Camping Stress

  • Hah! I don't even want the wounds to heal.
  • Must save these scabs for later.... ouch! ....ow!
  • ...and two drops of blood... Aye, that smarts!

Marking Self

  • Injure me! I can heal any wound!
  • Stand forth! Test the strength of my physic!

Damaging Self

  • When one is a healer, one is nearly immortal!
  • A scratch worries me not! Life and death are my playthings!

Refusing to Retreat

  • Every wound is the genesis of a new world.
  • No. I am testing my new pain-relieving tonic.

Getting Hit by Enemy

  • Yes... feed my blood to the crawling things!
  • Fools. If my blood were to somehow penetrate your flesh...

Enemy Missed Self

  • No... Kill me! Save me from myself!
  • This death could be quick. A luxury in these times.

Party Member Getting Hit

  • Work your evil on me, villain! I crave the knowledge of it!
  • No, me, me! I need wounds to feed my experiments!

Refusing to Move

  • There is a foul breeze where I stand. I must learn its nature.
  • No. I must keep these wounds out of the light. So they... improve.

Refusing to Use Item

  • I can heal myself, thank you.
  • Stop! I am testing a theory!

Refusing to Get Healed

  • Leave me — the pain fuels my focus.
  • Stay back. I am cultivating this wound... for science.
  • The body's natural healing will suffice today.

Refusing to Get Buffed

  • You're no more qualified than I.
  • The body and mind can o'ercome all. Watch.
  • I put my trust exclusively in the corporeal.

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • ...I prescribe two parts placebo, one part hardship.
  • Sometimes blood is just as useful outside as in.
  • Preventing injury is not my area of study.

Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills

  • No thank you. I am training my immunity.
  • I prefer a good bleeding.

Refusing to Eat while Camping

  • I would rather expire slowly than eat this.
  • No. Fasting sharpens the instincts.

Abusive

Becoming Abusive

  • You are all mewling babes. I will show you strength!
  • Silence! Or I'll expose you all to corrosive humours!
  • Your wake bears the linger of rotting flesh...
  • You halfwits are interrupting my concentration!
  • Uneducated brutes! The ignorance! The idiocy!

Stressing Party

  • Your wounds aid my studies immensely!
  • Hmmm... deformed at birth or merely hideous?
  • Gah! Your rank odors suggest a fungating wound!

Random Action

  • Medicine marks a new age, ignorant barbarians!
  • Yes, pray for salvation! Meanwhile, I will WORK for it!
  • You rely overmuch on luck. I prefer truth!

Camping Stress

  • Cross me and you'll wake up sick.
  • I marvel at some people's ignorance. For shame.
  • Conversation? No. …Vivisection? Very possibly...

Attacking Party Member

  • You are fouling my aim! Brute! Idiot!
  • You have more value as a cadaver for my experiments.

Party Member Attack Hits

  • Butcher! Absolutely no precision at all.
  • You make a better patient than a surgeon...

Party Member Attack Misses

  • No, NO! Where is your passion? Where is your focus?!
  • I can see your potential! And yet you spurn it!?

Party Member Getting Hit

  • …You would be worth more to me as a cadaver.
  • So many useful organs... all wasted on you.

Refusing to Move

  • Stop pestering me! Or I shall poison your grog!
  • You share my air too willingly. It is your loss, fool...

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • Ha! My tonics are not for such weaklings as these!
  • In my professional opinion, nothing can be done for such sorry patients!
  • Why bother? You are all little more than meat.

Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills

  • You are unschooled, yes? Then I must decline.
  • I'll not risk sullying my physique with your bumbling efforts!

Selfish

Becoming Selfish

  • If anyone gets out alive, it will be me!
  • Perhaps the party would make a donation to my research?
  • Surely you find my experiments to be of great value...
  • My fees just increased. Don't question me — I am a doctor!
  • Save the physic first! Else who will maintain your vigor?

Stressing Party

  • I won't end up a plaything for amateur physicians!
  • Don't touch the bodies until I've inspected them!
  • I claim their bodies... for science!

Switching Position to the Front

  • Let me through, I'm a doctor!
  • Step aside! Let a professional demonstrate!
  • I must make a record of their death! For science!

Switching Position to the Back

  • I won't be the one who ends up on the pile!
  • Shield me while I concoct another batch!
  • I must update my notes!

Passing Turn

  • Keep back — I'm quarantined!
  • It's my life! I'll decide how to spend it!
  • That would compromise my experiment!

Random Action

  • I must be allowed to continue my researches!
  • Nonsense! I shall not deviate from standard practice!
  • Not now! My work here is almost done!

Camping Stress

  • I bear the brunt of our troubles, and should be rewarded accordingly.
  • That's a nasty cough. Let me collect the spittle.
  • Urinate in this flask. No, you're fine — I just need it.

Getting Hit by Enemy

  • Dammit! My vials are broken! That will cost extra!
  • This was my favorite smock. Now you shall perish.

Party Member Attack Hits

  • Don't damage the brain! I need a sample!
  • Don't cut it up! I need it whole for my experiments!

Party Member Attack Misses

  • Gods. Move over. Let me show you how a professional does it.
  • You lack expertise, clearly. I can train you, for a fee...

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • No. My supplies are not unlimited.
  • Mmmmm... treatment is unnecessary. Carry on.
  • (sigh) My time is too valuable for these trivialities!

Hopeless

Becoming Hopeless

  • Sorrow and toil… sorrow and toil.
  • Those fools will never respect my work...
  • So cold inside. Like a morgue.
  • I have nothing... I offer little more than a corpse.
  • These tests are fruitless! I verge on failure!

Stressing Party

  • How has it come to this?
  • It seems that true evil can indeed defy the intellect.
  • All my training, yet still I am incompetent...

Switching Position to the Front

  • I'm just another body for the pile.
  • There is no avoiding the coming death.
  • Finally... my turn to meet the Reaper.

Switching Position to the Back

  • Leave me to wither...
  • Death's cold embrace entraps my soul.
  • I withdraw, as an owl from the dawn.

Passing Turn

  • We're all infested with rotteness, anyway.
  • I see disembodied eyes... floating in arsenic...
  • And so my organs, too, shall adorn a university shelf...

Random Action

  • All my study, all for naught.
  • My work is a shambles! I have nothing to live for!
  • I'd rather die than face my peers in disgrace...

Camping Stress

  • Why press on? Let us wait here for sickness and death.
  • I have spilled my latest batch of plague. We're doomed.
  • Nonsense! There is no Light and no God! Just death!

Marking Self

  • If I must die, I am taking you all with me!
  • Approach! Approach, and know the Reaper as I have!

Damaging Self

  • There is only one proper, true way to test death...
  • And I shall be judged by all those who died under my knife...

Refusing to Retreat

  • (laughs softly) I'll not deny my body its final rest.
  • We have failed. But our bodies will feed so, so many...

Refusing to Use Item

  • There is no cure for the broken spirit...
  • I am too far gone... You waste your materials.

Refusing to Get Healed

  • My wounds are my own.
  • The cortex has already failed. Why spare the corpus?
  • There is no saving me. The wound already festers.

Refusing to Get Buffed

  • Your efforts are a bandage applied to a tumor.
  • No technique exists that can defy death.
  • No. If I die, it is the way of elan vital.

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • My instincts are dulled... it is this blasted gloom.
  • ... Perhaps you should seek a second opinion.
  • No. "Auribus teneo lupum," as they say.

Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills

  • You would make a poor battlefield physician...
  • Save your arts... This patient is too far gone.

Refusing to Eat while Camping

  • I cannot eat while my research suffers...
  • Seems both my appetite and confidence have atrophied...

Irrational

Becoming Irrational

  • Burst those boils! Leech those wounds!
  • Where did that scalpel go... Eh, I will find it later.
  • There are shapes cavorting in the mist. Look there!
  • My feet smell of gangrene! YOU — smell these!
  • Eureka! Bubonic plague and lavender TOGETHER!

Stressing Party

  • One heart, two lungs, two hands!
  • Is plague evil? Or evil plague? Evil? PLAGUE??
  • 1, 2, 3, 4, the human heart shall beat no more...

Switching Position

  • Coughing, choking, prodding, poking...
  • 5, 6, 7, 8, store the bodies in a crate...
  • Medice — cura te ipsum!

Passing Turn

  • Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posie...
  • No mortal can flee the black wind...
  • Here is the colour of death: light inverted.
  • 9, 10, 11, 12, in mind and body, I must delve...

Random Action

  • Ignorant professors - you will respect my studies, I swear it!
  • Pain is the kindling; death, fire.
  • Viscera painted on the cottage floor...

Camping Stress

  • The plague is not death, it is life.
  • Have you ever smelled a cadaver? (sigh) Exquisite.
  • If I could find my scalpel, I'd improve your face.

Marking Self

  • 17, 18, 19, 20, splatter the ground with blood aplenty!
  • We shall all know death. You sooner than others.

Attacking Party Member

  • The age of plague begins!
  • Fester and die, dear creature!

Damaging Self

  • I prescribe death.
  • Heather and lilac and juniper and lavender...

Refusing to Retreat

  • Coat thyself in this ointment. It will restore your courage!
  • Craven fool! Do you not see that death is a beginning?

Getting Hit by Enemy

  • The lob-lolly is dead! The lob-lolly is DEAD! (moan)
  • The blood is black... Scorched by sickness...

Enemy Missed Self

  • Split the skin. Break the ribs. Remove the lung.
  • A rare specimen indeed. Drain it and seal it in wax.

Party Member Attack Hits

  • Quickly! Staunch the bleeding! And get me leeches!
  • Excuse me — where is the apothecary? I've run out of mold.

Party Member Attack Misses

  • Two... yes two... two drops amaranth... NO, THREE!
  • Tiny creatures... infinitesimally small... Too small to see!

Party Member Getting Hit

  • Scrape out that wound and save it in this jar for me.
  • I smell gangrene about you. Like expensive perfume.

Party Member Missed by Enemy

  • Bones are like stone... MADE of stone... Shatter like stone!
  • Pop the skull. Drain the fluid. Find release...

Refusing to Move

  • Wounds heal slowly... Corruption moves quickly...
  • What is the speed of nature? Is there a fixed rate?

Refusing to Use Item

  • CAREFUL! I have been running an experiment here!
  • The black plague runs even this far. I can smell it.

Refusing to Get Healed

  • One germ helping another? Hah!
  • Tiny animals under glass... Smaller than sand...
  • Healing IS the disease, I tell you!

Refusing to Get Buffed

  • You, assist me? Ridiculous!
  • Approach any closer and I'll trepan you.
  • No. I am testing my pain threshold this day.

Refusing to Perform Camping Skills

  • I dub it "yersinia pestis." Yes. A fine name.
  • I cannot. I am too far behind on my note-taking.
  • I approach thee, fingers smeared with aconite...

Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills

  • (incoherent muttering)
  • 13, 14, 15, 16, excise the heart, the liver, the spleen...

Refusing to Eat while Camping

  • Nine, ten, eleven, twelve! Crack the ribs, then dig and delve!
  • Death floats on the wind... nests in my hand.

Stalwart

Becoming Stalwart

  • The prospect of death does not frighten me!
  • Even the will benefits from the immune response!

Reducing Own Stress

  • I have truly mastered life and death.
  • The corpus responds! Wounds heal — scars fade!

Courageous

Becoming Courageous

  • We can survive illness or injury!
  • Do not underestimate the body. It is virile.

Reducing Party Stress

  • You see? No physic alive can match my arts!
  • Despair not! I will vaccinate you against the plague of evil!

Focused

Becoming Focused

  • Ill fortune will not deter me from my goal!
  • Armor is no defense against plague.

Buffing a Party Member

  • Yes... I see my tonic is finally taking effect.
  • And now you see the power of my ministrations. Go forth.

Powerful

Becoming Powerful

  • A special mixture for my many enemies!
  • I will heal this afflicted land.

Buffing Party

  • Yes... My special batch is taking effect. (chuckle)
  • Such power... It has infected us all.

Vigorous

Becoming Vigorous

  • Ah... my tonics are taking effect.
  • Even steel cannot pierce a healthy immune system!

Self Healing

  • Another victory for the lymphatic glands.
  • No one may kill that which defies death.

Final Boss (Spoiler)

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Not me! I am a learned scholar!
~ The Plague Doctor on being executed by the Heart of Darkness.